46 Status Updates to Announce Your Pregnancy on Facebook, MySpace or Twitter
Ready to make the big announcement about your pregnancy to your social networking friend’s list? Here are the top ways to update your status: the good, the bad, and the hilarious.
How did you update your status when you announced your pregnancy? Do you have any clever, funny or good ideas? Post it in the comments so we can add it to the list! Include a link to your blog so we can credit your idea in the article.
- …is pregnant…….what’s your excuse?!
- …has a baby in her belly.
- …is thinking of names.
- …is looking up baby names.
- Riddle: What bounces but should never be dropped?
- Riddle: What gets a shower but doesn’t get wet?
- Change your profile picture to your pregnancy test or ultrasound picture and write (Name) is wondering how observant people are these days.
- …has a bun in the oven.
- …is pregnant <3
- 3′s company in the (Your Last Name) household.
- (1st child name) is going to be a big sister!
- (Last Name) baby bump watch confirmed. Due in (month).
- …is knocked up.
- …is freaking out much less now than she was 12 weeks ago.
- …is going to need a bigger car.
- …is nurturing her inner child…literally.
- …is cooking a bun with her husband.
- …has a bun in the oven and it’s (Partner’s Name) fault!
- …is creating life, because that’s how I roll. Should be done the beginning to middle of April.
- I hope three is easier than two.
- …is expecting the unexpected…. on or around (due date).
- …is smuggling watermelons.
- (Your Name) + (Husband’s Name) = Baby #1
- Coming soon to a hospital near you…..baby #1!
- … is growing a penis.
- …is growing a playmate for (1st child’s name).
- …is increasing her reproductive success to 1.
- Remember that great family vacation we took to the (Vacation Destination)? Looks like we brought home an unexpected souvenir.
- …apparently has two heartbeats right now.
- …is growing brains and kidneys. Hard work.
- …is tickled pink!
- …is hoping I’m not going to be this tired for the whole 9 months!
- …is well and truly knackered and is starting to show!
- …is going to be a baby mama!
- (Husband’s Name), is it ok if we tell everyone we are pregnant now?
- … has bid adieu to her toes and will see them again on (Due Date).
- …is spawning.
- ….is craving pickles.
- …. is growing a person.
- … is “full of life.”
- Opps I did it again.
- …is announcing her pregnancy.
- …is freaking out, her Easter Egg was fertilized!
- …is eating for two.
- …My eggo is preggo.
- Use a poem: We have a little Valentine, Although it’s still brand new. You’ll meet our little Valentine, Its September, when we’re due!
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How did you update your status when you announced your pregnancy? Do you have any clever, funny or good ideas? Post it in the comments so we can add it to the list! Include a link to your blog so we can credit your idea in the article.
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Hehe how cute is this! While I personally wouldnt broadcast my pregnancy to the social world, I think these are super cute ways to let the world know your expecting. My favorites are 15, 21, and 41
I published quiz results for “What will your baby look like” with the comment “we’ll have to wait and see!” on Facebook.
@ Mrs. C – That is a cute idea! I am sure they also have facebook apps that announce pregnancy as well.
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I plan to announce that I’m expecting by simply writing “I’m Pregnant” in several different languages and waiting to see who translates it first. For example Je suis enciente / Ich bin schwanger / Sono incinta French / German / Italian
I used this one:
“Looks like we’re adding another 2 feet to our house…”
I chose to do mine by saying ‘is extending her house by 2 feet’ It confused a lot of people at first. I was even asked if I had planning permission haha.
I found out I was pregnant 3 days before Christmas. In our house we have a tradition where we each get to open 1 gift on Christmas Eve but someone else gets to decide which one. I wrapped up the pregnancy test and gave it to my husband. (later he told me he thought it was a thermometer for the first 30 seconds) Then we wrapped up Grandparent Books and gave them to our parents the next day.
I’m planning on saying “…killed the rabbit.” and see who figures it out first. It’s a reference to the old-fashioned “rabbit test” where you’re pregnant if the rabbit dies after your urine is injected. Pretty disgusting, but it’s uncommon enough that it may take a bit for people to figure it out.
Emily, that’s a great idea. If I’m pregnant after I tell my family and boyfriend’s family and everyone else I don’t want to find out my reading my status I think I will do that. It’ll be interesting to see how many people translate it. also love …is “full of life” that’s just secretive enough that it’s not blurting and riddle enough to make it fun
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